corn muffin cock
when a p-n-s is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn m-ffin. giant and as wide around as a c-ke can but short and stumpy like a m-ffin too.
2 inch c-ck, 10 inch head. a lady killer……. literally. 🙂
mike- “hey babe, wanna see a corn m-ffin c-ck?”
sarah- “what the h-ll is that?”
mike- *whips out c-ck
sarah- “oh my god, that d-ck head is so big that a bear couldn’t even blow it. ”
mike- “yup, you need both hands for this corn m-ffin c-ck”
lou- that thing isn’t even 3 inches long dude. she rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like p-n-s istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
sarah- ” incorrect, i prefer girth. i want to stretch my walls”
lou- “whatever!!!!”
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