Corn on the Cock
what you get after -n-l s-x.
“had some -n-l with becky, but i had a crazy case of corn on the c-ck afterwords!”
while in the act of -n-l intercourse, the p-n-s is pulled out, and a piece of corn is on the said p-n-s. as you know, corn does not digest, making this possible. usually best to flick it off, and go right back into the act.
while mel gibson performed b-tts-x on jodi foster, he came out with some corn on the c-ck, but he would not let her love for corn get in the way of his b-tts-x.
during -n-l s-x, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. this is possible because as we all know, corn doesn’t digest or some sh-t like that.
guy/fella-yeah dude. that’s the last time im goin -n-l. four words: corn on the c-ck.
other guy/fella-sh-t dude, did u just lose it right there?
guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.
the act of a woman eating the pieces of undigested corn off of a man’s p-n-s after he has -n-ly penetrated her.
frederick was enjoying having -n-l s-x with is girlfriend olga until he realized the corn from her fecal matter inside her r-ct-m had gotten all of over his p-n-s, so he proceeded to pull out his p-n-s from her r-ct-m and allowed her to enjoy eating off the corn from his p-n-s. olga then looked up at frederick and sayed “thats some good corn on the c-ck!”
when a female with braces is giving a male a bl-wj-b and the brace wires leave an imprint on the p-n-s, resembling eating corn on the cob.
dude, your mom gave me a corn on the c-ck last night, it hurt!
when a man c-m’s into a bowl and then dips his p-n-s into it and makes sure its stuck all over his p-n-s then he sticks his p-n-s into a can of corn and when it sticks the girl will eat it off of his p-n-s like corn on the cob without biting it
corn on the c-ck it’s whats for dinner
eating the pubic hair of the c-ck
hey girl want some corn on the c-ck
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