corn on the knob
when you stick pieces of corn on your p-n-s so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.
kym came over and gave me a f-cking brilliant corn on the kn-b! she didn’t miss one kernel!
after a session of -n-l s-x, the p-n-s is removed from the -n-l cavity to reveal a peice of sh-t on it. in witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub ‘his hot man juice’ all over her body.
jonny and his girl had corn on the kn-b last night
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