corn poo
when you eat alot of corn and then when you take a sh-t if you look at the sh-t it has whole chunks of corn and corn kernels in it.
“d-mn! all that corn i ate last night was crazy. this morning i had major corn poo. i was honored so i took a picture and put it on the fridge next to r. sterners mom.”
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