Corn Popper


a form of acne that when squeezed, is similar to squeezing a piece of corn until the seed pops out. this form of acne can either stick to the face, or shoot across a room depending of the angle of pinching.
dad: eww what are you doing, son!?

greasy teen: i’m popping my zits.

dad: well those corn poppers are going to get on the mirror!

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