Corn Relish
the remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty -n-s of a lover after -n-l s-x. may also be known as spooning corn fritters.
roger: come on brooohhh we got to head out. we are going to be late. it’s about time you got here.
carl: sorry braaaaahhhh. i was drilling my old lady’s p–p chute and i was covered in corn relish. i had to shower that sh-t off before i came here.
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