Corn-Studded Tiara


a long, curved sh-t log that comes out your -ss 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. it can be placed on your partner’s head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
when the strong fecal aroma filled the room i knew it could only be one thing. eric displayed a big brown corn-studded tiara on his head. his s-xiness was reminiscent of audrey hepburn – with sh-t on top.

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