corncob

highest level of f-ckboy you can achieve
quit talking sh-t, you’re a f-cking corncob
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the act of

1) spreading melted b-tter and salt on a girls t-tties
2) proceeding to t-tty f-ck her, thereby covering your p-n-s with said b-tter and salt
and..
3) getting f-ll-t-d, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
antoinette: hey stan, did you bring the b-tter and salt?
stan: yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
a largely unpleasant person, usually male. a subst-tute for the word “f-ggot” that you can use to avoid sounding h-m-phobic
ex 1:

person 1: dude, rocco is such a f-ggot!
person 2: hey, don’t say f-ggot. that’s rude. but i’ll agree, rocco is a total corn cob!
person 1: um yeah…

ex 2:

girl: look, mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on facebook. what a corn cob.
boy: word. he’s the biggest corn cob i know.
a poor person’s d-ld-
i found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the blue star
corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl’s sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn
“to corn cob a b-tch” or “i gave her the ole corn cob”
when a chick nibble up and down your p-n-s like a corn on the cob.
your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.
all around hag with a drab life
do you know that girl maddy p? she is such a corncob.
genital warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the p-n-s giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. when the person with the corn cob decides to rape somebody, since he’s not getting any with a corn cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.
woman 1: i found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
woman 2: oooh did you sleep with him?
woman 1: i was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his c-ck.
woman 2: ew that guy had a corn cob!