Corndogging

the act of inserting a p-n-s directly into a person’s mouth after it has been in an -n-s, -n-logous to a hot dog, having been dipped in batter, being consumed.
that girl is so sk-nky she’ll go cornd-gg-ng without hesitation.
while having s-x on the beach, you pull out while she’s distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
i corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.
the act of inserting a corn dog into the r-ct-m of your partner, stick first, and then proceeding to eat it out. the stick is optional. condiments are not recommended.
dude, i totally was cornd-gg-ng last night, and let me tell you, cornd-gg-ng makes corndogs ten times better. sh-t is the new ketchup.
the act of coming up behind your friend or enemy, grabbing their shoulders, and ramming your knee right up into their b-tt.
sean was being a punk so i corn dogged him.
v. present participle:
a s-xual activity in which gay males take turns -j-c-l-t-ng into the same man’s r-ct-m (cornhole), in effect covering their p-n-ses (dogs) in the s-m-n (batter, deriv. of ‘baby batter’), of fellow penetrators. the end result is p-n-ses getting battered with s-m-n and baked in the heat of the man’s r-ct-m (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm p-n-ses covered with another’s s-m-n), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked p-n-ses without a s-m-n glaze).
after hosting the corn d-gg-ng session he was two pounds heavier and his guests’ p-n-ses dripped like melting candles.
something to bring up on a match.com profile.
“i like cornd-gg-ng”
(v) the act of having simulated s-x with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. the woman holds her hand in front of her v-g-n- and the man has s-x with her hand. can also be used to simulate -n-l s-x if a tighter grip is used. reportedly can be very satisfying.
not roger: i enjoy cornd-gg-ng.
david: that’s really weird man.
self michael: gross!

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