corned beef
the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon
ben: i really like bacon
joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
ben: oh snap, i’ve seen the light
when a c-ck is covered in sh-t with chunks of corn in it after -n-l s-x.
d-mn, after i pulled out of her -ss, my d-ck was corned beef”
a floppy v-g-n- that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.
why the f-ck would you eat corned beef?
cr-p from which you ate corn some time ago
1’000000 more pounds of corned beef to go
the main staple of the polynesian diet, corned beef is not unlike dog food. it comes in very large tins, which the polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.
nesian: “f— bro, got any corned beef cuz?”
person: “no, f— off fob”
roast beef (see “roast beef”) which has abstained from having s-x in a while
wow that old wh-r-, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!
nasty ‘meat’ eaten by old people, allegedly made out of argintinian horses
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