cornelious
a f-ckin douchebag freckle faced albino nippled son of a b-tch who likes to give q-tips to little hairy fetuses.
as soon as the baby was born, cornelius arrived with his douchebag in hand and two halfs of sh-t to shove into the poor little guy’s ears.
a very special organ, believed to belong to the greatest of men. cornelious is wise, strong and above all beautiful
“look, there he is! he owns the great cornelious”
this word is orignated from the definition of douchbag. this can be alot of things but mainly describes a f-ckin gay -sshole who thinks his cool but in reality is a douch. this kracka got a big nose… which sometimes blocks the views of others in need of site. simply cornelious is anything that hot girls would not like
d-mn yo, this kid is f-ckin cornelious… lets run before girls think we are with him
the biggest douche in the universe. he looks like someone who just got sat on by a fat sweaty grundle. he smells like sm-gm- and he is gay as sh-t.
also referred to as axle
dude, cornelious is a douche bag!
axle can bite my hairy nut sack.
a big nosed dingle berry with ears that could pick him off the f-cking ground if he got caught by a breeze.
also see r-ct-m
i heard the hungry cornelious is when you eat someones old clagnuts.
this word is straight out the hood yo… one of the most harsh words in da projects. this sh-t mean a person who f-ckin grimey. girls might call a guy a cornelious if she hate him and he gon’ hear it alot after that.
d-mn dawwwggg… this cornelious is an -sswhole and a d-ck, he needs to put his d-ck in his -ss, cuz his an -sswhole. he need to go to the doggg housseee.
(also known as ‘the duke’)freaky, middle aged/elderly, red-headed man, who likes to use elephant hide breif cases and nanna trolleys to cart around his preying mantis specimens and madonna cd’s. he may be heard saying things like; myellooooow! (h-llo!). may be also be seen trying to park his car and in the process knocking over poles and getting his legs stuck under the breaks.
kid1:”i feel bad for that cornelious dude!”.
kid2: “yeh me too!, this morning i saw him try to park his car, i think he knocked over some poles”.
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