Cornell Fedex


when someone graduates from cornell’s online program, a special fedex package is sent. this package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your -ss. this normally happens during cornell’s commencement ceremony.
ever since jack graduated from e-cornell, he’s been on pins and needles waiting for his cornell fedex

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