Corner Hair
adj. the result of a female performing s-x with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.
“man, you see that -ss, i would love to give her a chronic case of corner hair.”
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