Cornfirmation
a test of digestive efficiency performed by consumption of corn and monitoring of bowel movements.
person1: “since i switched to a vegitarian diet my body has become a well oiled food digesting machine. i seriously have been sh-tting less than hour after every meal.”
person2: “that sounds too fast, have you gotten cornfirmation on that yet?”
person1: “not exactly. why?”
person2: “that sounds more like ibs to me than a ‘well oiled’ machine.”
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