Corning on the cob
when the p-n-s is too big to fit inbetween someone’s -sscheeks or p-ssy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
joel: what the f-ck are you doing, courtney?!
courtney: i’m corning on the cob, joel!
-both laugh-
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