cornsplosion
the unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
i went to amy’s baking company last night and had a violent cornsplosion in the urinal, then sammy threw me out via the front window. what a freaking night!
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