Cornwall

county stuck on the -rs–end of england. deluded locals think they live in a separate country. the rest of england doesn’t care because it is a third-world sh-t- hole. arrogant student surfers everywhere. a lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it’s so cold.
aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, i comes from cornwall so i be betterrrrrr than you. now give me my government handouts! aharrrrggggghh!
quite possibly the greatest place on the planet, this is reflected by british tourist industry figures. more people from the uk go to cornwall on holiday then fly abroad. problem is, we don’t want you here. we live in a beautiful place far far away from the north east or any crime-rife cities and we, the cornish people would like to keep it that way.

nothing p-sses me off more than not being able to surf because of the sheer volume of pastey-white bodies on the beach and in the water. really, stay at home this summer, we’ll like you a lot more for it.
‘bl–dy emmets! you can’t move for them’ (emmet being a derogatory term for a holiday maker, it has its origins in the cornish word for ‘ant’
the lost celtic country,it is not an englishcountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. it is the duchy of cornwall.closely related to their cousins the welsh{cymru}and the bretons in brittany western franceand second cousins to the irish eire,the manx and of course the scottish alba those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually anglo saxons, that foreign germanic race who do not belong on these islands(ever notice that all the celtic lands are outstandingly beautiful whilst england is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! i am not cornish but i am a celt

ps, this before some smart -rs-(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about the lake district being a gorgeous part of england .well sorry to kick you in the germanic b-ll-cks once again but you see c-mbria is also celtic so p-ss off back to the low countries.
cornwall is great. fantastic people and great pasties oh and marvelous beaches ,good weather
a nicer place then anywhere else in the uk. a minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. the main downside is the ’emmets’ who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.
wow, cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the uk!
bit at bottom of uk that looks like an elephants trunk. historically a country in it’s own right, similar to wales, except the people aren’t so stuck up their -sses, and speak english to you, with minimal strange looks. the cornish name for cornwall is kernow.
i went surfing in cornwall, and got hammered on scrumpy and the local skunk weed they grow there… it rocked!
when you feed your girlfriend nothing but corn, wait for her to sh-t and half way through f-ck her in the -ss.
i cornwalled my girlfriend last night.
when a man presses and rubs a closed fist against his lover’s -n-s for added stimulation during s-x.
jonathan’s pinky developed a cramp while fingering connie’s -n-s, so he simply made a fist and cornwalled her.

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