Corpdick
a deceased man’s p-n-s, erect by way of rigor mortis.
a male corpse’s fully extended genital member.
sometimes used with other terms such as: “mother f-cking corpd-ck” which would refer to the necrophiliac s-xual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
it is occasionally alternatively spelled as “corpdic”
bill: you are such a corpd-ck!
ted: wtf does that even mean?
bill: you’re a dead man’s hardened c-ck, idiot.
greg: that dude doesn’t even seem to breathe when he sleeps. this one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging b-n-r.
phil: so she thought he had corpd-ck?
greg: yeah, pretty much.
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