corpoegocentrism
egocentrism of a corporation.
another form of drinking the cool-aid
marketing manager: anyone who buys this product is going to want a sticker, a key ring and a hat with our brand on it too!
rest of room: oh yeah, definitely, i know i would want a t-shirt with the logo on it too!
girl in back: what’s up with the corpoegocentrism?
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