Corporate Douchebag Speak
the typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.
mark the new ceo came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. unfortunately it was just a bunch of corporate douchebag speak. he’s off to hawaii while i’m pulling ot.
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