Corporate lackey


a person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
so that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by “upper management”? wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

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