corporate samurai
a person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie -ss-ssin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. this generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as ‘just business (not bringing personal animosity into compet-tion),’ and respecting compet-tors in their profession. coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by case in neuromancer by william gibson, and hiroaki protagonist in snow crash by neal stephenson.
hiro was a corporate samurai for cosanostra pizza #3569.
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