Corpspeak
words or phrases used by management or other d-ck-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the h-ll they’re trying to say.
examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.
businesses with sh-tty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like “syntelligence” or “tech-synergy”
manager: “it seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this sp-ce. without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won’t have a chair at the adults’ table.”
quinton: “f-ck you and your corpspeak”
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