Corpus Christi


1. the body of christ.
2. a big coastal city in texas, home of whataburger.
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corpus crispy, founded in 1839, is an increasingly bad–ss place to live. if it weren’t for cc and general zachary taylor whooping some -ss during the mexican-american war, america might have 6 less states. 8th largest city in texas. while possibly considered small, its msa population is still almost as big as the entire state of wyoming. pfft

home of whataburger, the corpus christi hooks, icerays, and hammerheads; home of the corpus christi naval air station; home of texas a&m university-corpus christi; home of concrete street amphitheater and the american bank center; home of the texas state aquarium, uss lexington, harbor playhouse and some bad-ss museums; home of some bad–ss beaches; home of chill as f-ck people.

there’s a lot of sh-t to do here if you love music, art, sports, beach activities, going out, getting drunk, and generally being a bad-ss.
person 1: have you been to corpus christi?
person 2: naaah, man.
person 1: -slaps person 2- what’s wrong with you?? it’s chill as f-ck.
a school were every kid wears a north face, owns beats by dre, think that they are rebellious when they chew gum or untuck their shirt. their parents either own a hotel a business or every fast food place on the silas deanne highway. teachers love to give students detentions when a kid sneezes during a test. every time the priest coughs they get a day off. will probably all grow up to be ceos, doctors, or politicians even though none of them have worked a day in their life.
oh so you go to corpus christi tell me more about how you get 100$ every time you get an a
a pimple on god’s -ss
corpus christi sucks -ss

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