Correctile Disfunction
refusal to proof read an essay, because it’s taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can’t be bothered/don’t have time to read it again and correct errors.
commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
dam, i didn’t get 40% in my essay. i’m sure it was awesome when i wrote it.
what do the tutors comments say?
“constant spelling errors throughout. totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense.”
dude, didn’t you proof read that sh-t? we had weeks to do it.
didn’t finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.
sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
a disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.
gonna wtach a movie later
-watch
apparetnly i have correctile disfunction
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