correctile dysfunction
a relationship misunderstanding caused by autocorrect.
jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. i meant to tell her “i’m going to jump you when i get home.”
Read Also:
- father fishbowl
one motherf-cker of a fishbowl! i don’t think theyre ready for father fishbowl
- FB Blank
verb: when you have a conversation through writing on a post on someones facebook wall and then you delete all of your own posts so it looks like the person is talking to themself. (real life example of a fb blank) jeff ——-: lol no, it doesnt use any animal parts. and dogs eat shoes […]
- Corridor scale
much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-wh-r- flatmate has brought back home after a night out. it is simply out of ten – the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your sh-tty student flat ie. a […]
- Bachelor Salad
a salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! a bachelor salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. simply pour the dressing of your choice into the “bowl,” and chow-down. see also ramen budget my girlfriend is outta town, and there’s naught but lettuce […]
- buddhi call
having s-x with someone from your meditation cl-ss. “what are you doing tonight?” “i’m seeing that guy i met at the retreat.” “not another buddhi call?! you’ve really been spreading the dharma lately!”