Corrupt
politicans, ceos, and little gecko lizards.
politician: i did not sleep with that goat, nor am i a corrupt indivdual whatsoever. ohhh, is that candy and a baby? can i take it? its sooo fun! you should try it!
the act of de-virginizing a certain area of a house, car or random parts of the woods.
me: dude, earin and i just got through corrupting my step-dad’s truck in a church parking lot.
you: by g-d, that’s a double whammy!
containing alterations, foreign admixture, or errors. deteriorated from the normal or standard; specifically a) morally unsound or debased; perverted; evil; depraved. b) taking bribes
someone changed the letters of the word i typed, from ‘-ssociations’ to “-ssiciations.’ the same person who corrupted the spelling of my word is morally depraved and thinks there is a rank in the armed forces of who has to have s-x with who. he even stole my $5,000 cd certificate when it came due by having prearranged for the bank teller to hand one of them back to him with his name on it instead of mine.
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