Cortez Kelley
slang for cameltoe tree hopper who sits on pourches and loves cornbread. this creature is known to have a distinctive odor that often times can be mistaked as the scent of fried chicken and is known to make one’s eyes water and burn and itch.
beware: known to be spotted on the streets of the inner westside of chicago. (lotus)
“yo bro, i got attacked by cortez kelley today, and he was riding up on the hood of my car trying to get a hold of my sliders”
“ay be easy”
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