cortical dysplasia
this female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. it’s onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. in adulthood, it progresses to extreme s-xiness and good looks. the females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest kd mac n cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. in adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. girls with this are definitely keepers.
“i need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, i’ve always dreamed of being with a unicorn”
“i’m really hungry. i wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some kd mac n cheese”
“i wish i could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia”
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