cortland
a small white town in upstate new york. as a result the kids are left with nothing else to do but get drunk and smoke in the woods. but its not like the kids there care, in fact ask them and they’ll tell you they know nothing else and like it that way.
” hey what are you doing tonight?”
“i dont know”
“wanna go to syracuse?”
” f-ck that, i’m from cortland! let’s buy a 30 rack and get drunk in the woods”
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