Corvalibu
the equivalent of malibu, but in corvallis, oregon …the college town where douschey expensive cars bought with mommy and daddy’s oil money are driven by even douschier aviatar-sporting harlets and meat-heads.
clyde: dude i wish we lived in california, then we could party it up with hot chicks with too much money.
ron: bro, we live in corvalibu. beautiful, emotionally compromised chicas w/ too much money is all we have.
clyde: sweet! let’s go land some chicks and break some headboards!
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