corvette

best car ever made, no imports stand a chance against them and if you think you can take on a corvette with your rice burner than you have no idea what you are getting your self into.
honda driver: o sh-t its a corvette i better get the f-ck out of here
corvette driver: yeah you better leave, p-ssy

’69 zl-1. it may not handle the best (it’s 36 and designed for drag racing), but it could easily outrun a ferrari f430.

’69’

2004 z06 corvette

see this riceboy… now run.
an american made car, produced by chevrolet. characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by gm’s small block. competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. in z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0g of lateral acceleration.
‘vette owner: that’s really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn’t corner as well as his nissan skyline r-34.

traffic cop: yeah, i know. nissan hasn’t really had any success running the r390 in any compet-tion, yet chevrolet has been dominating with its c5-r. oh well, let’s go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost … -sigh- … these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.

‘vette owner : tell me about it
what you could have bought after you flushed all that dough down the toilet putting after-market sh-t all over a honda civic.
owner of the fastest civic in the world:” wow, i could’ve had a v8!”
owner of a corvette: (could not be reached for comment because the civic couldn’t catch the vette)
destroyer of j-panese cars which are twice its cost.(including skyline and nsx)

this has been proven by roadntrack and carndriver
the nsx was beaten by the z06 in every category, the fanboys cried.
a car that has never been used to deliver pizza. unlike hondas, toyotas, nissans and mazdas.
go pizza boy, 30 minutes or its free.
an american muscle car that has withstood the tests of time. fast,ellegant and cheap, the corvette is more then a show car. the z06 model comes in at about $55,000.00, witch is $45,000.00 less then a porsche or similar exoctic. the car can hand;le the car can accelearate. i own a mazda rx-7..but i would the vette anyday. wether your a ricer or a gear head one thing holds true…there is no replacement for displacement
noun.

1. a fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. these ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. they do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the suez c-n-l, must travel all the way around africa to reach their operating areas in the red sea).

nato standard designations are: fs (corvette), and fsg (guided misslie corvette).
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1. corvettes are the largest ships in most middle eastern navies, including israel, iran and oman.

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