Cosby life raft
when you sh-t in a toilet but do not flush. you just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. so this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your sh-t.
i was going to shower but somebody left a cosby life raft in there and i couldn’t even go in the bathroom
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