Cosbyism
the religion which believes that bill cosby is g-d, and controls all things happening to mankind. at the end of a session at the cosbyist church of the jello puddin’ pop, all members eat a small cup of watermelon jello. there is one holiday, and that is pokey-mans day. on that day, cosbyists across the world must listen to one of his comedy alb-ms.
at the end of a prayer in cosbyism, instead of “amen,” they say “zip zop zoobity-bob!”
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