Cosmetician
a trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.
callie parrish, protagonist of fran rizer’s novels, is a cosmetician at middleton’s mortuary in south carolina.
the fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. not to be confused with a cosmetologist/beautican. for to be a cosmetologist/beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to state board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.
mindy: i can’t find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
chloe: why don’t you ask the cosmetician if they have your shade.
that dumb cosmetician thinks shes a cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.
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