Cosmic Brownie
the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.
bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
bob: holy sh-t im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.
when colored marbles are shoved up your lovers b-tthole and then propmtly sh-t out resembling the little debbie snacks we love so much.
while having extramarital s-x, i shoved marbles up by girlfriends -ss and she sh-t on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.
after sticking it in someone’s -ss, you blow a load and make them lick off the c-m and p–p mixture.
my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i gave her a cosmic brownie. she loves that kind of sh-t.
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