cosmic jelly-bean jizzer
someone that has outer-sp-ce jelly-beans, so each time they -j-c-l-t-, their s-m-n is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
sally: why does your j-zz taste so yummy?
bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-sp-ce.
sally: you’re a cosmic jelly-bean j-zzer? that explains everything!!!!
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