cosmic power


after performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered p-n-s into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer’s cosmic powers. he then proceeds to stick his p-n-s into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.
my girlfriend broke up with my after i used my cosmic power.

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