Cosmic Skate


a ghetto/white trash hangout forkids under 18 in waynesboro,pa.lots of middle schoolers go there to dirty dance,smoke weed or make out with their bf/gf.most of the poor popular sl-ts go there to meet their boyfriends or friends with benefits.its a skating rink,but n-body really goes there to skate because there is a dancefloor in the middle of the skating rink where most girls lap dance on guys or grind on them.every girl wears sl-tty clothes to go there because there are lots of hot but poor guys there.its basically just an extremely ghetto hangout.
all names are made up.
dani c (a blonde sl-t):hey girrl should i wear my wal-mart booty shorts to cosmic skate tonight,so my darling ben will get a b-n-r.

dezi g (a chesnut brown sl-t):yea girrl we”ll both look s-xy because i’m wearing by plastic tube top thats also a crop top.

dani c:you think i should give ben another lap dance on the dance floor today.

dezi g:ya,girrrl he deserves it after popping your cherry last night when we all forced him too.

dani c:your right girrrrrrrrrrl,okay we better get going before my birth control wears off.

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