cosmic vaquera


a standing s-x position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). she may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.
h-llo cl-ss. i am mr. russel, your subst-tute teacher. mrs. jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

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