Costa Rican Tickle-Horn
n: a rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of costa rica. noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: a rare and provocative s-xual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the ‘kenyan creeper’.
on a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the costa rican tickle-horn.
yeah, things are getting pretty serious… she let me costa rican tickle-horn her… twice.
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