Costanza Bed


n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : a makeshift bed made under one’s office desk, often surrepticiously. named for the episode of seinfeld where george slept at work.
“you wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?”

“no, i’ve got a costanza bed.”

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