costas
sungl-sses that are commonly used in boating or sport-fishing but widely popular among stylish southern males; also known as costa del mar sungl-sses.
i’m going to go fishing on the lake, will you hand me my costas?
a funny lovin bubble
living in sheffield likin potana (mo fo mo f-ka)
a freakishly large fake p-n-s
in the south: a freakishly large very real b-tt blug
i freaked on this costas and couldnt sit for a week
to hold your -n-s over someone’s eyeball with such proximity that the eyelashes brush against the o-ring, resulting in pink eye.
i went to the optometrist to see if i needed gl-sses. the doctor said i had 20/20 vision, but gave me eye drops because my boyfriend gave me a costas kiss.
costas, using a totally irrelevent reference, usually a sports rerference, in conversation. andy rooney originated this technique in his monologues, but costas extended this to dialogouges. while rooney merely left his audiences irriitated, costas left his audience irritated and his interveiwees confused.
alternative definition 1, confusing endless regurgeatation of rote learning for higher order thinking.
alternative definition 2, sitting in an overstuffed easy chair.
dude, my relationship is falling apart, i wanted some support and you go totally costas on me. i have no idea what the 1964 world series and the yankees dumping yogi berra and making johnny keane the manager has to do with my relationship problems.
noun; name of a person who is greek
also see f-cktard, f-ck tard, newb, jackhole, lil jon
costas: definithing is a good search engine! omgooz
nick: dude, you’re an idiot.
a c-ntlover with six choades see choade and should have his p-ssy burned!
costas: i suck c-ck
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