cotoletta
when f-cking a dirty sl-t on the beach in spain or italy, you quickly pull out your c-ck during the 15 seond window in which the sl-t is reaching climax and feeling dazed, you then jam your c-ck in the sand as if you were breading a veal cutlet and proceed to reinsertion. this may create na uncomfortable feeling for both partic-p-nts, but will provide the ultimate in sand’s-x pleasures.
i was getting f-cking by bastien and he pulled na old fashioned cotoletta on me… i hurt a little, but turned me on.
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