cottage cheese diet


1. the habit of only having s-x with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. she’s too skinny for him, he’s on a cottage cheese diet.

2. d-mn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn’t wear bikinis!

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