cottage cheese slingshot
usually found on a disreputable lady or gentlemen’s floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women’s underwear.
“so how was your date, pope john paul ii?”
“well, i got me benefits through so we had b-mper bucket from chick chicken and 18 litres of white lightning behind the ladbrookes. went back to my place. f-cking murder getting her to leave in the morning. had to use a riot shield in the end. and to make matters worse, when i went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, i got me f-ckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot…”
“between the toes?”
“yep – under the f-ckin nail…”
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