Cottage Farter


a derogatory term used to define a h-m-s-xual male. originated in israel for all i know.

meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature’s exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over… wherever.

in short, a man who enjoys farting c-m to celebrate him being f-cked by another.
h-m-phobe: would you look at that stinking cottage farter!!
non-h-m-phobe: what’s wrong with you, dumbf-ck? not everyone eating cottage practices farting it as well.

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