Cotter


the act of attacking one’s significant other when in a state of inebriation, and when woken up for snoring; particularly incidents involving said significant other being locked in her own wardrobe.

the act may also include arguing with the significant other’s house-mates, to the point of violence. see also: “becky big-chin”
she woke me up for snoring, so i cottered the b-tch. she’s still in the f-cking wardrobe.
you get cotters in your hair! they are knots/tags.
“bl–dy h-ll! p-ss me a brush – my hair is full of cotters!”

“my hair is so cottered!”
when your c-ck is soft and its fat and stubby
d-mnit, i jerked off now my p-n-s looks like a cotter
a white male who likes to have s-x with asian males disguised as women. they often enjoy both pre- and post-op partners.
if you weren’t such a cotter you would have stopped when you felt her b-lls.
1. refering to the back of your hand.
1. wh-r- 1 – “come on baby… i can give you the money in a few days.”
pimp 1 – “b-tch, if you don’t give me my d-mn money now, i’m gonna slap the sh-t outta you with my cotter!”
1. a guy with a moustache that likes chocolate milk with vodka.

2. a guy that likes to call you all the time and always knows where you are.

3. piece of s-x.
1. don: i saw cotter put chocolate milk into that bottle of grey goose..
bill: whoa…

2. -ring- don: h-llo?
cotter: are you at chuck e. cheese?
don: yes…?

3. girl: hot d-mn, cotter is pure s-x, i want that in my bed now!
(ko’ter) def. indulge; cater to; or dote on. (greek origin 782 a.d.)
the school library cotters to the intellectual study of students and other academic pursuits by insisting on silence in the facilities.

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