Cotton Balls
the sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any -j-c-l-t- that was expelled as a result of wacking off to p-rn or any online erotica.
your trash is topped with cotton b-lls dude, how much p-rn do you watch?
an old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton b-lls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see cotton field)
dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at wal-mart.
dude2: maybe you shouldn’t park near the handicap section anymore.
what you call a p-ssy that is dry and furry.
dude, i went down on lauren last night and i got cotton balled!
something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.
ya this is steve, and mark, and this here’s cotton b-lls.
the dreaded later stage of beernuts.
when my beernuts turn to cottonb-lls, i’ll be coming home to you.
a state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath
after lying down after a bath, jim experienced “cotton-b-lls”
when a guy wraps is b-lls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth
cesco: so did you give that sl-t a cottonball last night?
hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!
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a t-rd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers. man, do i need to toss a pooch — i feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
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