cotton crotch
the dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the v-g-n- (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.
“dammmn meredith, have you ever had cotton crotch”
“no…what the heck is that trisha?!”
“you know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period”
“wow, must be an itchy week.”
a dry sn-tch.
some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her c-nt. this is observed during an attempt at s-x that wasn’t meant to be.
i was so h-rny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real c-ck blocker!
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